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P. G. Wodehouse

When Monty Bodkin chooses the Drones Club over the Bunch of Grapes, it affects "the destinies of Ronald Fish and his betrothed, Sue Brown; of Clarence, ninth Earl of Emsworth, and his pig, Empress of Blandings; of Lord Tilbury, from the Mammoth Publishing Company; and of the unpleasant Percy Pilbeam, proprietor of the Argus Private Inquiry Agency.